the heimat story of st valentino, blondy
and the german fleischskandala pretty blond girl with flowers in her hands fell in love with st valentino. she put her arms around his neck, gave him a sweet long lasting kiss and whispered: st valentino, I want to hold your hand!
20 years later:
st valentino was very angry when he noticed, that blondy had kissed his best friend, who worked as a pilot in frankfurt hahn.
he cried: why did you kiss the pilot?
then he treated her very bad and gave pain to her.
thank heavens the pilot and his friends from nato and ryanair came to help blondy and at least they succeeded in killing the super chauvi.
that´s the way the pilots saved blondy´s life.1 year later (deutsches ende)
als man monate später in den wäldern des hunsrücks einen riesigen fleischberg fand, war man froh d´rum und brachte alles
als gut abgehangenes wildprett in den heimischen fleischhandel, wo man es direkt verarbeitete und auf den 14.02.07 vordatierte.
